Godfather Advice Notes – No.5

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Pulling girls.

This is not an exact science. You must identify your strengths and play to them. Practice makes perfect. There a many different approaches, perhaps the simplest of which is the one in twenty principle in which you approach up to twenty girls asking each one in turn for a date or just sex. The odds are that one will accept. In theory this could be damaging to your confidence; particularly if the first 19 girls reject your advances. Do not let this get you down; remember at all times that it is their loss, and not yours.

Try hunting in pairs. Your mate should be a good bloke, a reasonable conservationalist, but not as good looking as you and have a fairly poor track record of pulling girls. Then attempt to engage two girls in conversation in a bar; remember they will be hunting in pairs too. The key to this is that girls can only operate in micro scale; this means they will now only be focussing on the two of you. Even if you’re the two ugliest blokes in the whole bar they will now be forming a judgement based on who is the more desirable; you or your mate? If you have chosen your mate carefully, not only are you quids in for a nailed on certainty but also you’ll have your pick of the two girls. If your mates is lucky he’ll pull the less good looking one, but if he doesn’t that’s just tough. Remember all is fair in love and war.

Should you have sex on the first night? Yes (but use a condom*).

*Please see Godfather Advice Notes No.4 re Child Birth.